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the truth according to lemon

• Me: I think everyone at my office is avoiding me like the plague b/c everyone else has super fun halloween stories and i burst into tears whenever anyone asks about my weekend. I'm a mess.
• LizLemon: halloween sucks. you missed nothing
• LizLemon: they're all lying to save face, I promise
• Me: hahahaha.
• LizLemon: for real.