January 2009
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in other news
i have an amazing best friend who sent me my long lost glasses, along with a one dollar bill, and a note that said,
” Hey lady, sorry it took me so long. :( I love you!!! ”
“PS- I wish I had a $5.00 bill to send you like my grandma does for me. But here’s a $1.00 bill so you can buy a diet coke on me. Or since you’re on a diet, buy a stick of celery or...
Worst Work Day EVER
Real IM's i sent today to various coworkers.
first thing this morning
kwright: when one good thing happens at this place, 10 bad things happen. i need a new life
later on
kwright: if i do not have chocolate right now, i'm going to take a sick day.
a little later...
kwright: NO. i do not need to vent. im FINE. i just need to get out... NOW.
and later...
kwright: our client is nuts. she was making these HUGE heavy sighs about the beeps
kwright: this mess is OUT OF CONTROL
(5 minutes later the most god awful phone starts ringing and no one picks it up)
kwright: is that seriously happening right now?
kwright: i hate this place right now
end of day
kwright: if one more person speaks to me, i'm literally either going to kill them or bust into tears. i'm not sure which, but i am so done right now.
i’m torn whether i want to see this movie or not. but this mock trailer at least makes me laugh.
this is CRAZY. seriously. →
Seriously Baton Rouge? I live in the Big Apple and... →
ALSO – I did Bikram yoga yesterday. I sweat out all my toxins and I could’ve...
– an email i received today from my old coworker. i LITERALLY laughed out loud.